The Signs as Freddie Mercury moments
Aries: getting a new rolls royce, being told that thieves might steal the silver figure on the bonnet and remarking that he’d “cut their fucking hands off if they tried”.
Taurus: inviting all of his ex lovers to his concert and then just going out and leaving them all in the same room
Gemini: Brian and Roger walking in on him in his underwear eating cereal
Cancer: crying and immediately buying plane tickets to go home for his cats funeral
Leo: ratty crashing freddies car, not very badly, and him later recounting how “the roadie actually screamed” and “my life flashed before my eyes and all i could think about was ‘who will look after my cats?’”
Virgo: not telling anyone what bohemian rhapsody was going to sound like, just making them sing
Libra: when a fan vomited on his shoes and he walked around barefoot, getting towels and talking to the kid and just genuinely being concerned for his welfare
Scorpio: being offered too many microphones and shrieking “it would have been fine if they’d been cocks, but this was ridiculous”
Sagittarius: jumping up and down in a recycling bin grinning and yelling “I’M WHITE TRASH, I’M WHITE TRASH”
Capricorn: sending flowers, cards and drawings to a sick young fan, and calling her on the phone to talk for hours and tell her funny stories to cheer her up
Aquarius: drugging police officers for fun
Pisces:crying when his koi carp died
